Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
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Homer Simpson sure has some funny quotes! He may not be the brightest guy in Springfield, but he sure has a way with words. For this list we’ll be looking at the funniest, most quotable things the doughnut-loving cartoon character has said, such as: “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”, “First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women”, “I Am so Smart… SMRT, I Mean SMART”, and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes.
#10. “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”
#9. Stupider Like a Fox!
#8. “Five Days? But I’m Mad Now!”
#7. I’m Normally not a Praying Man, but if You’re up There, Please Save me Superman”
#6. ““Weaseling out of Things Is Important to Learn. It’s What Separates Us from the Animals…Except the Weasel””
#5. “Oh Yeah, What Are You Gonna Do? Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You?”
#4. “First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women”
#3, #2 & #1: ????
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